February 2012
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The Human Centipede
The Human Centipede
The movie, “The human centipede” is a 2010 Horror film, written and directed by Tom Six. It was filmed in Netherlands. The story is about a German Doctor or scientist who kidnaps three tourists and joins them surgically from mouth to anus, calling them “The human centipede”.
Although I really don’t like watching movies like this, I expected a lot from this movie. I checked...
parents: why are you laughing at the computer.
Frustrating Realizations:
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You find the PERFECT LOVE but in a WRONG TIME.
You find the PERFECT ONE but he/she’s not inlove with YOU.
You find the PERFECT ONE but you must be loyal to someone ELSE.
You’ve got the PERFECT LOOKS but no one takes you SERIOUSLY.
You met the PERFECT PERSON but you’re bound to be JUST FRIENDS.
You’ve got BRAINS, but got a FRAIL HEART.
You find the COURAGE, but it’s just...
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Ang bilis ng panahon noh? Dati crush lang kita,...
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One more chance,Please.
Conversation with God
Me: God can I ask you a question?
God: Sure
Me: Promise u won't get mad
God: I promise
Me: Why did u let so much stuff happen to me today?
God: What do u mean?
Me: Well, I woke up late,
God: Yes
Me: My car took forever to start,
God: Okay
Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait,
God: Huummmm...
Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call.....
God: All right
Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home, I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn't work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did you do that?
God: Let me see, the Death Angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one of the other angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that.
Me (humbled): OH
GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.
Me: (ashamed).........
God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn't want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work.
Me (embarrassed): Ok
God: Your phone went dead bcuz the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered.
Me (softly): I see God
God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark.
Me: I'm sorry God
God: Don't be sorry, just learn to trust me.....in all things, the good & the bad.
Me: I will trust you
God: And don't doubt that my plan for your day is always better than your plan.
Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you God, thank you for everything today.
God: You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I love looking after my children......
For my thoughts are not your thoughts, neither are your ways my ways, declares the Lord. Isaiah 55: 8
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